Ch-ch-ch-chia! Chia head!
Map of the world.
Glow-in-the-dark stars making constellations.
A fake hinge in the back, with a seam drawn around.
Small fez (chin strap might be annoying).
Circus-peanut-brain (ask Josh).
Fake stick-on ears in odd places.
Ferengi ears.
Faux rivets.
Curlers, stuck on with tape.
An LP, stuck on at a jaunty angle.