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aldersprig reblogged this poor put-upon dog to Tumblr, with a not-quite-a bredlik caption.

I thought I could come up with a more appropriate bredlik for this poor dog, and after a few go-arounds, have produced:

My naym is Dog
I lives with floofs
I must be nyce
No bygg loud woofs
Wherever I
Do rest my hed
The floofs they perch
I is thayre bed